Resistance! Robert Cooperman (2)
Resistance! ∼ Robert Cooperman
Trump’s Deportation Edict
Fed up with court obstructions
to my keeping America safe
for real Americans, I ordered
the Homeland Security Czar,
whoever it is I appointed,
to issue the following directive:
“All those with Hispanic or Muslim
last names will report immediately
to the nearest high school.
Clothing will be provided for them.
They will be put on trains
and sent to holding centers,
where they will be assigned
to a barrack and instructed
about their duties until
they can be sent back
to their country of origin.
“No exceptions will be made
for those who have claimed
refugee status: a Muslim terrorist
is a Muslim terrorist;
as a Mexican drug runner-rapist
is a Mexican drug runner-rapist,
even those claiming to be
from other Spanish-speaking countries.
“Anyone disobeying this directive
will be shot and disposed of
like trash to be burned.”
That ought to cover it all.
Okay, I’ve got time
for one more round of golf.