Resistance! J.H. Johns (2)

Resistance! ∼ J.H. Johns

“WANTED”

by J. H. Johns

SWM

seeks

billionaire roommate

to share

an undisclosed

Moscow apartment;

all utilities included;

unlimited food;

appetizers;

caviar;

alcohol-

as well as non-alcohol alternatives-

not to mention

a free tab in all of Moscow’s

finest restaurants;

thirty-thousand square meter dacha

available year-round;

spousal-

and ex-spousal-

visitation opportunities included;

beautiful, blonde Russian women

are always on call;

lifetime immunity

from all sexual harassment charges-

anywhere in Russia

guaranteed-

24/7/365-

access to everyone

in the Kremlin;

also available-

unlimited investment opportunities-

everywhere-

including the Far East;

if you are interested-

and before it is too late-

please contact-

“EJS”-

at any

Russian Embassy

in the world…